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IT’S TIME TO COME TO THE ALTAR
bring every last succulent golden glory-filled drop of your shame, guilt,
repressed-whatever-tf
and give the rising phoenix of your Eros what it needs:
a song
a prayer
a moment to finally receive
WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON
(which is actually the sanctuary)
full of holy water and hymns
only God themselves could have composed
this scorpio sZN:
let the underbelly of your queerest, k!nkiest, WILDEST desires come out to play with the ghosties and goulies
all in the name of PUMPING MORE hot LIFE INTO YOUR PRAISE
I’m KJ, YOUR RESIDENT god-loving 5X SCORPIO here to lead the way.
In a word, working with KJ was…fuckingamazing.
I wanted their eye on me, I wanted their particular brand of medicine. I didn’t even know what it was, I just knew it was good. I heard myself SING. I came to get better tools to work with so that I could speak from a place of authenticity that is rooted in who I am. I wanted help with that and I got it. I’ll be back for more because you never graduate from greatness. They are my Muse, my guide, my teacher.”
Bernadette Pleasant, Founder of The Emotional Institute
SCORPIO SZN DEEP DIVE
Three 1:1 sessions (ONLINE) INCLuding:
*VOICE DOMMING (I tell you what to sing and you sing it for god)
*raging unbridled support of your queerness, k!nkyness, SEXUALITY and faith path.
*AN A$$LOAD OF SCORPIONIC MYSTERY AND FCKERY
plus* Complimentary copy of my new ebook Queer Your Voice
FAQ
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First of all, if you can make sounds with your mouth you can sing. Second, you dont have to identify as a singer or need any experience to deeply benefit from vocal work.
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Fair to ask, but don’t do it again. It is TRULY unique for everyone. I work deeply with prayer and with the mystery. We pray, we may sing, you’ll probably cry, 95% of people do at their first sessions with me. Welcome :)
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Lol. No, you don’t. And, could be worth asking yourself…what does that word mean to YOU? Is your politic queer, not just your sexuality? What “counts”? We can go over alll of this :)
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Of course. I work with brand spankin newbies (pun very much intended) and also seasoned profs. My approach to kink is holistic and with an emphasis on consent and healing. We go at your pace and I lead the way with care, love and a spicy edge when necessary.
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I can’t say what’s “right” for you. Only you know that. I can say working with people who have church hurt is my specialty. I help you bust through calcified shame and guilt and into a new acceptance/celebration of yourself, your sexuality and LIFE. How do I do it? You’ll see.
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You definitely do not have to be Christian to benefit from this! I center God/Source/Creator/Spirit/Whatever name suits you. While I do personally come from a background in the church, I (obvi) choose to blaze my own trail and am welcome those whose faith paths resonate with teachings of love and acceptance.
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I understand. It’s not for everyone. I have 5 slots for a connection call to see if it’s a good fit for you. Check the sections above and click the “book a 20 minutes call” button to schedule.
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Sign up before October 23 and the investment is $777.
Sign up after October 23 the investment is $888, all payable via this site.
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All online, via Zoom, all between October 23 and November 23. Once you book you will receive an email with a link to schedule all three
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Due to the nature of this offering, I do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Here are some ways we can play together:
intimate body-based prayer so you can build trust within yourself and attune to the messages/songs God has to offer you.
sensual toning so you can experience the hotness of orgasmic singing
vocal/anal connection and play so you can access more power and support from your root and s*x
erotic breathwork so you can deepen your relationship with your body anytime, anywhere
gender bending/kinky queer exploration so you can shame-bust and affirm your inner slut
Working with KJ continues to shed layers of inhibitions and insecurities around my embodied vocal expression- which is sooooo woven into my self expression as a whole! I come home to new (old) parts of me every time we have a session. I see the work in the way I dom, the way I submit, and the way I speak my needs in all areas of life. As a boss bitch, I didn’t know how much I needed this work until we dove in. Thank you.
Chimera C, Tantric Kink Coach and Dominatrix
About Your GUIDE
I get off on helping people get off on God.
By remembering they can get turnt for the Lord in ecstatic praise.
By opening doors they thought were forever closed because “the church said so” and finding a whole biggayrainbow choir inside just waiting to have a huge harmonic 0rgy.
If it has to do with singing, praising God or stretching your a**hole, I’m in.
I’m your 5X Scorpio, non-binary Southern queer here to teach how to surrender.
I have a years of international experience leading voice work for public speakers, musicians and queer-dos 1:1, at festivals, churches, and kink events. I am also a choir director and can get a group of people singing with their hands UP in no time.
Want more? The proof is in the pudding:
You can listen to my 6 original devotional albums here on the site or on Spotify under KJ Song.
I don’t really think I knew what my voice was before working with KJ.
I’ve been working with KJ song for a little over two months now and… wow. I’m totally about to say the cliché, “words cannot describe” but it’s couldn’t be more true. Words really can’t describe how much of an impact this work has been on me.
KJ and I have been uncovering my voice, MY voice. Without the nuance, facade, accents… my voice.
They’re soft yet no bullshit approach has allowed me to soften, deepen.
The softening gives space for my zone zero to arrive. The no bullshit holds me accountable to be real with myself.
Kelsey Beth, Sex and Intimacy Coach